ladyatheist:

Sciences says you’re probably racist:

http://news.illinois.edu/news/10/0421online.html

“If you subscribe to a color-blind racial ideology, you don’t think that race or racism exists, or that it should exist,” Tynes said. “You are more likely to think that people who…

kingfolly:

If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.


I just don’t know what happened. 

I just don’t know what happened. 

You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely that can be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.

You probably have unrealistic goals and dreams that nevertheless must be achieved in their entirety in order for you to feel fulfilled. This will inevitably lead to stress and feelings of nervous tension. You will be constantly on guard so as not to miss an opportunity. Any perceived threat to your social standing will be met with immediate and overwhelming anger. You are most in need of feeling secure in life.

A Haiku About Getting Out of Bed

nerdgeekdweeb:

No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

thedarkamethyst:

jerrymuffinbutt:

The Presidential fist bump.

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@mjjeje: 누군갈 그리워하며 멍하니 숨만쉬는것=살아도사는게아닌것

@mjjeje: 누군갈 그리워하며 멍하니 숨만쉬는것=살아도사는게아닌것

doublepistolsandawink:

This is the only 420 post I’ll even make, but when someone showed me this i actually cried from laughing so hard

minus the crawling around she did on the floor, it was great.

if you look at it as an art or even a sport, like gynmastics, pole dancing is no joke. i love it.

Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

go fuck a cactus

sounds like something you do on the daily, boo.

getcho ass outta here.